CHURCH SPLIT OVER GAYS

So, the United States pisscopalian church is splitting over gay existence. A presumptuous gay wants to become a pisscopalian bishop.

It’s true that gays are not the same as non-gays. No one is the same as anyone else. If there is a God, He made it that way. Don’t anti-gay people know that?

Of course, there may not be a God. So the pisscopalians are in deep doo doo, because they are different from everyone else.

For some reason, perhaps because of discrimination, gays seem to be more sensitive than straights. And that seems to push them to be more creative, more sensitive, more caring. Not all of them, of course. Some are prejudiced and hard assed just like pisscopalians. I suppose that’s true of any class of people. Within the class there are all kinds of people. That’s because everyone is different from everyone else. Lot's of gays cut hair, dance, design clothing, create art, music,theater and movies, and generally seem to be in the forefront of mankind's creative urges out of proportion to their numbers.

By their very existence, they rouse mentally disturbed or insecure people to attack them. And now, a major religious institution is attacking them.

What this seems to indicate is that religions are no different from other man-made institutions. And religions are what all religions seem to be about. “We represent God on earth. Other religions are not as good as we are. Give us your money. We’ll make sure you get to heaven.” And lots of religions teach their believers to kill the other guy. I guess they have to do that if they represent God on earth.

I’m not sure why, though.

12/7/08
LOVED THIS ONE! I RE-READ IT A FEW TIMES AND THEN SUBSTITUTED THE WORD JEW FOR GAY IN EVERY INSTANCE AND IT ALSO MAKES SENSE. YOU COULD SUBSTITUTE ALMOST ANYONE IN THE SAME WAY..BLACK, HISPANIC, ETC. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND LOVE TO ALL, BJ