Well, Mom, today we learned that by killing Jews we can go directly to heaven without passing GO. Our Imam told us that as children of the Jihadi Middle School, we would soon have our own Kalashnikovs. But first we will have to practice with wooden guns. Also, our shop teacher will show us how to sharpen our knives so we can behead Americans easily. All of us boys were very excited. In the yard at recess time, we attacked each other to see who was fastest and strongest. You know Akram, the kid from down the street, the skinny one? Well, we nearly killed him, but we didn’t. I don’t think we are allowed to do that, yet.
We also learned to thank Allah that we are not girls. Girls are weak and stupid, aren’t they, Mom. They better stay away from our school. We’re liable to kill them if they talk to us or show us their hair. The Imam said that girls must be kept behind the walls of their houses and taught to be useful to us men. They better come when we call, and come quick! Isn’t that right, Mom? They have to learn their place. Don’t they, Mom? Unless they agree to wear suicide-belts and kill non-believers. Then they are OK and can become shaheeds, martyrs, like us boys.
After school a few of us boys went near the coffee shop to play. I heard Muchmad’s Dad talking about how he and the men of the tribe went down to the village last week and after they drank their coffee and played a few games of Sheshbesh, decided to go see the new doctor. He said that they had better tell him that new-fangled ways don't go here in our village. So they told the doctor not to treat women or he would be very sorry. Very very sorry. Why is that Mom? Who treats women?
Hey Mom, what’s two times two?
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